FemmeTube

I went on a date with a really tall body builder-type woman, she wanted to go hiking in the snow. We were both naked, and I couldn't keep up with her pace, so she just gave me a piggy back ride as she sprinted through the hills. After the date, I got on the bus I rode in high school to go home. It missed my stop and I ended up in a grassy field that I had to walk through to get home. It was full of snakes and tiny painted turtles with snake heads, they'd all jump out and try and bite me, so I had to kick them or step on them just to get through the grass. Eventually I made it home and sat down at my computer desk. I opened up YouTube and they introduced a new version called FemmeTube which blocked all toxically masculine content.