The Popcorn Men

 I was talking to my family about our weird relatives. Someone mentioned that one aunt, while their mom was gone, brought their horse inside to give birth in their bedroom and they fed it cereal. We all laughed and jokes about it for awhile.

I had a flashback to when that aunt was a kid. She was living in garbage, and a gross redneck was showing her a new job he wanted her to do. He kept telling her his underwear was very important because it was from the 90s and it could be used as cement. For the job, they had a big hose and were spraying down some machinery. He takes his pants off and puts his underwear on the hose until it's wet and he grabs a pinecone. He teaches her the "popcorn song" which was like a cheerful children's song that ended with you wrapping your finger around the bridge of your nose and shouting "Pop!"

 He told her that she needs to get her friends to meet him and his friend, and bring some pinecones. So she did, and they all started singing the popcorn song together. When they put their fingers on their noses and yelled "Pop!" all of their noses exploded, looking like large bloody, fleshy pieces of popcorn. The hicks, overjoyed ran off into the woods cheering. The girls panicked and ran away and went home, hiding their noses from their families. That same night, two shadowy figures broke in through the windows and killed their entire families. They tried going after the girls too, but couldn't, so they ran out the broken windows and into the night.

I Always Hated Kids

I went to someone's house so we could all go out for a family gathering. Lots of kids, aged around 6 or 7, who are spoiled brats were there, but two of them are fighting about toys. The whole family starts to leave and forgets those two kids so I'm trying to get them ready to go. The family left and I told one kid that we have to go right now, so he runs out in just his underwear and jumps into the snow. I didn't have any shoes on, so I'm getting ready to go save him. Then the other kid starts staring at me and saying creepy stuff from the other side of the room, while a rocking chair by him starts rocking uncomfortably fast all by itself.

I hear a thumping in the background and turn to look at the kid in the snow, and the lawn decorations came to life. One of them was a huge purple man strangling the boy and hitting his head against the snow. I yell out at the man and he ignores me until I start to run after them. The purple man drops the boy and goes into the backyard, so I bring the boy inside to warm up. I try having a talk with the other boy saying he needs to forgive his brother for the toy thing, and how family is annoying but we need to forgive and grow with each other. He just kept getting mad and calling me stupid while the furniture comes to life and starts trying to kill me. Suddenly the floor moves and pushes me outside, and the purple guy has one of the kids and is running around the lawn with him. I try chasing him but the white picket fence turned into daggers and started rolling around throwing them at me

Sad Cat

My family and I were staying at a rich family friend's house. There was no bedroom for me so I slept in the closet of the room my sister was in, which both were filthy, and my old cat, Meat, was there in the closet napping in the clothes, the story was that after the breakup, she got passed around to many families but ended up there (not what happened in real life whatsoever).

I go to the private theater in the house and play ET and when it ended it was super loud and made everyone anxious. The whole place was an absolute pigsty. Garbage up to your knees throughout the entire house. But we were all talking advantage of the things she had but we all felt really guilty about enjoying ourselves because we didn't know she let her house get that bad

After awhile, my sister was getting ready and I asked if I could go into the closet. And I plopped down next to Meat and started complaining about the things going on.

My sister came in to chat and I pet Meat and noticed she was wet, which I thought was weird, then I realized she hadn't moved anywhere since I got there. So I moved the dirty clothes off her and she was soaked with blood and had big scratches and scabs all over her body. Both her back legs were broken. I instantly broke down crying, apologizing for a lot of things and promising to fix her. My sister started to freak out and calm me down but I just got pissed because my emotions didn't matter, we had to get the cat to the vet immediately.

Lady In White

I was driving down a gravel road in the forest in the middle of the night, it's a road I've driven many times in real life. In the middle of the road, there was a woman wearing all white, long black hair, and her face was melting off as she was standing in the middle of the road. Right when she got caught in the headlights, she started screaming and chasing the car as I was driving in reverse. I didn't want to look away from her, but I needed to look behind me so I wouldn't crash. Eventually the stress caused me to wake up.