I was the guardian of the road. Nobody was allowed to pass my road. For some reason my road attracted strange people. One man was over eight feet tall and wearing a blue morph suit filled with gold ingots. He was walking up to my barricades, and I started yelling "STOP! YOU! TURN AROUND!" and it took him awhile, but eventually he stopped. I tried talking to him, but he didn't know very many words and kept repeating "I'm made out of money." So I come to the realization that this man needs to go to the bank to be deposited, and fortunately I have a bank on my road.
Then a woman approached my road, her boobs and butt were larger than the rest of her body. She kept trying to flirt with me, but I kept pushing her away and telling her "I only care about my road." But I had to help the blue man make his deposit and went into the bank. The banker was a mannequin, so he couldn't talk so I gave up. We walked outside, and some man was stabbing the woman, her boobs and butt started to deflate like balloons. He runs up to the blue man and stabs him too, and all his gold falls out of his suit and crushes the guy with the knife. The blue man started screaming in joy because he was no longer weighed down by all that gold and ran off. Then a snake slithers out of the woman's deflated body and is so excited about how beautiful of a snake she is, and how she's going to be an amazing prostitute.
The entire scene pans out into the sky, and it turns out I was watching a VHS tape that was labeled as a porno and I quickly scramble to try and find the Part 2.