Caucasion Massages

I was in high school again and there was this girl that I liked, but I was really confused about if I should ask her out or not. But we were hanging out a lot outside of school recently and she kept making hints that she liked me. Then when I went to the high school, I had a shopping cart and I was bringing it to the cafeteria. That girl told me "If you were ever my date to a wedding, you'd have to be my boyfriend. Also, my cousin is getting married this weekend, get a tux so you can come" and I just left in confusion.

As I was wheeling my shopping cart I was lost in thought, and I accidentally walked all the way to the middle school part. So I turned around and went back to the cafeteria, but I got stopped by four of my male teachers. They said they're making changes around here and handed me a pamphlet and said they were going to take me back to class so they could let the other students know. As they walked me back, I read the pamphlet.

It said that in order to maintain student safety, they were going to keep all the Caucasian students together separate from the rest. And then the rest of the pamphlet showed a bunch of different penis massage techniques, saying how they are required for men to properly function in society, so the women staff and students would have to provide massages to the men whenever they asked.

When I got back to class, there was only a few other students and the teacher was playing porn on the projector. I sat down next to a friend and the teacher took someone out of the room to have a chat with them. I showed my friend the pamphlet and told him how outraged I was about it. He just said "I don't know, penis massages sound kind of nice" and I got so mad I flipped the table and ran out with my shopping cart.